What Time Is It?


Bonertime – 31

Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner?
thoughts?

Stats
Posted Los Angeles & New York an hour apart

LA
Alive for 42 Minutes
Total Responses: 21
Face Pictures: 5
Penis Pictures: 0!!!
Other: 1

NY
Alive for 1 Hour 2 Minutes
Total Responses: 29
Face Pictures: 8
Penis Pictures: 4
Other: 2

This is the part where I tell you how self aware I am that I am kind of an idiot. Because seriously, I posted this ad cause I’m a 12 year old on the inside and think Boner is one of the funniest words on the planet. It’s hard to use the word Boner and have it sound super sexy. But, these gentlemen tried. Of note is the fact that this is the first ad to not get A SINGLE PENIS PICTURE (in Los Angeles that is). The other thing is that the emails I received were all very short. I think I confused most of them, they had to respond, there was a wall to throw shit at, but they didn’t know what they were supposed to say. The responses were all really short. Let’s start with Los Angeles:

 

Hahaha, wtf?


I saw all those boners…but what does it mean


i am that passionate boner babe, i am the one with long hair, email me ur pic if u like wt u see

 

Hmmm…I’m not sure what to think about a page full of the word BONER….. bonertime… hm…
It’s peanut butter boner time! peanut butter boner time! peanut butter boner time!
Where did that cartoon come from?


you like hard boners

 

Very interesting: ) I think men are capable of feeling a little more than amusement from women though. I will admit, that if there is not a connection and the man does not respect the woman, he can just use her for amusement. When he respects her, it becomes more: ) Because you know who men really respect? Women who fuck strangers on Craigslist. They really respect those girls…

 

Any thoughts,/
Yes I get a bonner every time I read & reply to the post;so I guess that I have sex every night!
Ha,ha,Ha!

 

I got a boner bonder boner just reading your ad!
I am a single tall creative professional, VERY playful, mature, healthy, VERY experienced, open minded, VERY excitable, for some provocative fun!
I am straight clean, safe, sexy, straight forward, no drama, no drugs/disease free/nonsmoker! .
Interested? I am!
Let’s do something about this serious boner situation asap!

 

let me see…
you’re looking for a BONER!

 

I totally have a boner for you.
hahaha

that’s how many boners i get in a day


i hate my ex. hate is such a strong word i wanna kill here thats a more pwerful word ugh!!! need mt brains fucked out and my mind bent Um, discussing killing your ex-girlfriend will probably not get you laid.

 

Let’s move to NY shall we?


When you haven’t been laid in four months, it seems like it’s always bonertime.


haha nice post. are u actually lookin or did u just wanna put the boner post up?

 

BonnertimeUsa wanna come visit? Its in the east village actually

 

As long as my boner’s not for dinner. I’m 19, do you have pic?

 

I’m getting one thinking of being inside you.

So you want some dick ?

what rhymes with ‘boner’
toner
moaner
zoner
condoner
phoner
groaner

… you sound interesting …

: )

 

sick puppy

love it

im guessing you are very thirsty? Lol


Def bonertime!

Pusssssssy

Yes lets fuck!

 

Would you like to watch me create a boner and then magically rub it
until it explodes and shrivels back down to size? I’m in the area.

Not the most intellectual crowd are they? But again, you reap what you sow…