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seeking boy with bad teeth wfm – 27

27 year old horny girl looking for a boy whose teeth might match mine. i have a fairly messed up mouth, so i can’t be asking for a man who’s got prettier teeth than mine. other than the mouth, i’m a cute girl with a good body (great tits, tight vag) but because i’m self concious of the teeth, i tend to not get sexed as much as i’d like. and i like getting sexed. so if you like sex, and have bad teeth, but are semi normal otherwise, please respond with a picture.
XO
toothy

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Total Responses: 381

Face Photos: 133

Penis Photos: 30

Photos of Really Messed Up Teef:  4

Photos of Austin Powers: 1

Men Who Also Admitted They Had Imperfect Teeth:  95

Fun with stereotypes!  Cause British people have terrible dentistry!   It’s ok though, because I myself have “imperfect” teeth as well.  With a baby tooth still intact and the front crooked incisor, I feel like from a certain angle, that I have Kirten Dunst’s smile.  And this is not a chapter making fun of my new friends, I celebrate them for I am one of you.

Now this was up for a really long time, and six weeks post placement, there were still responses coming in.  Better than that, there were a ton of Americans trolling for a tart with an accent… kind of like I was.  I have a big love for British accents. Just for fun, let the voice in your head have an English accent on this one.  Try them all, from John Cleese to Oliver Twist… it’s much more entertaining that way.  There’s something great about hearing a really proper seeming man say dirty things.  So here I was hoping that there would be a real live prince answering my call.

Hey! Bad Teeth? I mean how bad can they be? I haven’t really heard that one before… Anyway i’m a dane comming to London tomorow and would really like some company while i’m there…I’m pretty normal, masculine guy with healthy interests, normal teeth though but i promise not to hold it against you…Seriously! I’m 28 years old… Not really much more to say? Love Morten Well, the Little Prince was Danish, wasn’t he?


Hi There My teeth are so-so, not all that bad, but if you need a good seeing to tonight, then give me a shout!  Will gladly lick you for hours, and give you the night of your life!  You should be more positive in yourself, who knows how much fun you could have with a little more confidence! Hope to hear from you! Ah!  A good seeing to.  I would love it if Americans would use softer terms.  I’ve been up to my you-know-what in vulgarities, and I’m just a little put off at this point in my project.

 

Hiya, I’m zak 25 from london, I’m a web designer working in the city. I’m easy going, open minded and like to go out. Your ad rang a bell, i too have quiet bad teeth as i havent been to the dentist for about 5 years now so my comfidence is always very low when I try to chat up girls. i’m not sure how my teeth got so bad, but now i’ve just accepted it i guess. so i was quiet supprised to see your ad. anyways if you’d like to meet up for a drink or something, gime a shout. i’m usually in central london during the week and could meet after work. ohh and my pics attached

 

 

HELLO ‘TOOTHY’, STRANGE REQUEST BUT AT LEAST IT ISN’T FROM SOME SEMI-LITERATE 22 YEAR OLD WHO CAN ONLY WRITE IN ‘TXT-SPK’
I HAVE INSERTED MY RESPONSES INTO YOURS (IF YOU WILL PARDON MY PUTTING IT THAT WAY!) SO IT SEEMS MORE LIKE A CONVERSATION.
MY TEETH ARE A BIT SNAGGLY (I.E., CROOKED) TOO BUT SOLID SO THIS LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE A REALLY GOOD FIT FOR BOTH OF US. SO HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN BELOW AND SEE WHAT YOU THINK.
27 year old horny girl looking for a boy whose teeth might match mine. i have a fairly messed up mouth,
A CAR CRASH PERHAPS? OR JUST PARENTAL INATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?
so i can’t be asking for a man who’s got prettier teeth than mine. other than the mouth, i’m a cute girl with a good body (great tits, tight vag)
YES, GORGEOUS BREASTS BUT WHY A TIGHT VAGINA? LACK OF A GOOD BOY FRIEND I IMAGINE. FORTUNATELY I HAVE THE PACKAGE THAT WILL STRETCH YOU JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT.
but because i’m self concious of the teeth, i tend to not get sexed as much as i’d like. and i like getting sexed. so if you like sex,
OF COURSE, I DO. AND FORTUNATELY BETWEEN THOSE SNAGGLY TEETH, I HAVE A TONGUE THAT WILL WORK WONDERS ON THAT TIGHT VAGINA.
ABOUT ME: I AM AN AMERICAN (WITH A NICE HOUSE IN SUBURBAN KEW, WEST LONDON).
6’ TALL, BROAD-SHOULDERED, HEALTHY AND MORE THAN FIT ENOUGH TO STAY THE COURSE. BLONDE HAIR WITH BLUE EYES, SOLVENT, NON-SMOKER (AND HOPE YOU ARE TOO), LONG AGO DIVORCED (AND PLANNING TO STAY THAT WAY WITH NO INTEREST IN OR TIME FOR ‘DATING’)
INTELLIGENT AND EDUCATED TO POST-GRADUATE LEVEL IN THE US AND UK
SERIOUSLY GOOD (BUT GENTLE) LOVER – AND HUMBLE TOO! ASSERTIVE BUT NOT AGGRESSIVE. I LIKE EXCITING AND VARIED SEX BUT NOTHING PAINFUL OR UNPLEASANT.
SO, LET’S GET TOGETHER AND HAVE A DRINK (UNLESS YOU WANT TO MOVE FASTER THAN THAT, IN WHICH CASE, LET ME KNOW THAT TOO). AS MY WORK IS FREELANCE, I AM REASONABLY FLEXIBLE (CLIENTS PERMITTING).
PLEASE SEND ME A RETURN E-MAIL IF ONLY TO ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF THIS. I THINK THE USUAL STANDARDS OF COURTESY SHOULD APPLY EVEN ON THE INTERNET, DON’T YOU?
AND TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOUR INTERESTS, WHERE YOU LIVE AND WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO (PERSONALLY, SEXUALLY AND SOCIALLY). VERY MUCH LIKE THE SOUND OF YOU AND REALLY HOPE TO HEAR BACK FROM YOU SOON.


Hi. Would you mind a guy who has nice teeth and is a trained dentist visiting london for a friend’s wedding and has seen all kinds of teeth???  I saw your ad and wanted to introduce myself.  Not sure how or what the protocol is here or for that matter how much trust one can place. Nevertheless would like to say from the offset that I am very genuine.  Well, I should tell you a bit more about me without formatting my words to some kind of application template – I am British born Italian/French background –  29 years old – 5’11’, black hair, brown eyes, average build, Mediterranean skin tone, I was never raised in England and was brought up almost all over the world because my parents travelled a lot due to work. My education started in India then continued in England then Australia (raised there for a good part) – that became the home base and went on to the Far East, North America, Continental Europe, Africa etc.  I live and work in London at the moment – freelancing – the travel and world at large is the charm of the job…have not become the kind of antipodean who travels chasing the sunshine. :)  I am hoping to meet like minded people on this site (am newbie to this internet experience), people who are genuine, harmless yet safe in different manners of speaking. I enjoy dining out but with good company, movies, concerts, gigs…travel obviously:) Have led an interesting life to date, which has involved quite a bit of travel and university of life education (just don’t get a second paper proof for a degree with that:)). Enjoy sports, when I get the chance. :)  I am friendly, easy going, articulate and unassuming. Enjoy the company of people who are similar. Affinity for: honest, sincere, down to earth, easy going, passionate personalities. I’m sure that is not a tall order.  if you like what you read, and see, look forward to hearing from you. s :)


Hi, Maybe we can work out a trade.. 😉  I’m a dentist here in the USA, (NYC) and I’m looking for a short term sugar daddy type of relationship.  What if I were to fix your teeth and have you stay with me for a month and play house with me? Let me know..I’m very serious.  Here are my pics as well.

 

hi male 27 london i aint really know how bad your teeth are but i got some bad teeth dont have any pics of it but can take some if your one. i just hope you aint no dental nurse trying to get new clients. where you from in london. I’m totally going to do internet marketing for the dental industry via the craigslist casual encounters.  Shit, why stop at the dental industry?  Wisconsin Cheese fetish anybody?  They have a huge advertising budget…

 

LOL your posting was insane. Like, really mental? That’s great, cause it appeals directly to my humour.  Ok, my teeth came in with an estimate repair bill of £5K. That should give you a rough indication of where I’m at mouth-wise. I have had some of this work done, but I’m still in need of a generous milf or something…!  I got a reasonable body, small beer belly large trouser snake. You sound like you could be a lot of fun, so get in touch if you’re curious. Cheers,

 

 

And HOORAY for this. To be honest I never thought my shit teeth would ever be something that may get me laid so I am loving your ad it has to be said.  My teeth are shocking, I have them all and everything its just that I have never been to a dentist and dont intend to start going now so they are slightly crooked and one of my front teeth got chipped in half after a mate head butted me when I was a kid. Unfortunately for me in photos you cant really see that but trust me they are shit.  I will attach a couple of photos here for you, if your interested hit me back Toothy and lets have a chat.  I am old by the way, real old, I am 38 years old……Nice Neil Xxx


Hello there, If that pic is genuine, which I presume it is, then lets get chatting! My name is Matthew and I’m 29, loving the body, want to show you how good mine is. By the way, my teeth are like gravestones so no problems there! Regards Matt xxx

 

That’s really sad :-( hope you find someone… me, i’ve not got bad teeth so I’m not in the running.

 

I have perfect teeth, I’m not available to meet, but I must say that I really appreciate your attitude. Go on this way, and I wish you the best sex in the world. Al

 

Hey there Toothy!!!! I like what i see, what i’m concerned about is your teeth…….just how bad are they? I’m fairly normal but my teeth haven’t been looked after as well others have, but they’re presentable! There’s quite a few fillings and a couple of broken teeth too…….i also still have a baby tooth! I’m 32 years old, just over 6′ tall and apparently quite good looking….you can make your own mind up, i’ve attached a pic! Oh by the way…..I love foreplay and absolutely love oral too! Interested and genuine, email me back with a number and i’ll call you! R Gasp!  He didn’t even know that I had a baby tooth!  Holy shit we’re soul mates.

 

Hi Toothy, Can’t say I have terrible teeth but am far from perfect in other ways. I’m 39 years old and overweight. Being overweight and being judged on it as made me very open to other people’s less than perfect image. From what I can see in your photo you look very sexy indeed and the fact that you have bad teeth would not in any way put me off having sex with you. In fact I can honestly say that my penis twitched at your photo so I already know you turn me on. If your teeth bother you that much I am more than willing just to give you oral pleasure, as long as you don’t mind me wanking as I do it. I would truly love to here from you so please remember, you may not be perfect but nor am I so that makes us even. Love M x A chubby bloke from Londontown?  And an orally challenged girl?  Write the musical!! Just make sure there’s a song called “I Knew It Was Love When My Dick Twitched.”

 

 

Hi there babe with bad teeth, if you want a good seeing too e-mail me back. Not too worried about the teeth as you look like you gott a hot body, and that’s what really matters. And besides my last little piece of action had braces and the way I shoved my cock down her throat im surprised she didn’t shred it to bits. Anyway so you will be fine. Im a well built kiwi boy. 30 years old and fucken always horney, so e-mail me and lets have some fun x Rude to face fuck a girl with braces.

 

Find DENTIST Good teeth will get you frequent sex, yes! YES!

 

My teeth……are fucked.

 

Well I’ve heard it all now. Lovely to hear someone who advertises has bad teeth. Not to worry being English we are meant to have bad teeth. We can stear clear of Americans. Love to chat and possible meet I’m possibly a little to old for you at 43, but hey,think i’m least as fit. give me a call Davex

 

 

hello sweetheart saw your message an thought id give you a reply ,sorry to say i have the same situation when i was 9 i had 5 teeth removed at once which really scared me from the dentist so i havent been fully able to keep them in tact since :( but thats my only fall i hope other then that im 22 very energetic,5 ft 10,dark dair hair half english half italian im a dj as a job and i currently live in a new house in amsterdam ,maybe we can hook up an have some fun n go out together im sure you wont be dissapointed and hope you like lots of attention an like having a toyboy who can look after you and satisfy you,your welcome to come over and spend a few days with me at my place in amsterdam if you like (dont worry im very tidy an clean )im also almost never moody or boring i hope :) an have a nice big house to ,if you want to come let me know an we can arrange it i,ll pick you up from the airport and look after you from there ,you might have to watch my hands though i dont think i could keep them off you body for 1 minutes is amazing i bet you make love like a princess ,id definatly like to find out ive attached a picture if you reply with your email i can send more as craigslist limits me to only sending 1 picture at a time for some reason,hope you like it xxxx All I can hear when I read this is the pounding bass of the Netherlands’s discos.  A horny Amsterdam DJ?  Most redundant statement ever.

 

No fair i wish i lived in England

 


No issue with teeth looking like row of bombed out houses mine are a mess to.

I have only just found the site and your ad and looking at it you may well have been inundated with replies and be happily shagging yourself to whatever.
If that is not the case let me know and I will send picks.
Basics 48, 6 and a bit inches, as the a mail address suggest I give great oral, and hope you have no teeth down there!
Like to chat when you have time
Take Care

 

would you be willing to have a baby for me…thats what i really am interested in, email me back, thanks

I’m not happy about my teeth
But if they were to sink into your behind…I’d be way happier
Write to me. Lets meet
XX


I don’t care about your teeth…I can always fuck you from behind.  Anyway, if I’m eating your pussy, I won’t see much except your thighs.
Haven’t had sex in a while, so really ready to go, at short notice too.  Let’s meet for a drink.

 

Hi again Dropped you a line but did’nt hear back , Guess you must be busy flossing , My nicknames Gumbo , Would be nice to hook up  for a massage perhaps we can have some fun with the toothbrush  .  Cheers

 

 

Toothy – no picture as I’m not really making an approach, but I just thought I had to comment as this was one of the more original posts I’ve seen. At least I can be fairly sure you’re a real girl! And this isn’t a piss take, honestly. I also have bad teeth in the sense of fillings, root canals, implants, you name it. Damn my mother letting me drink Ribena as a kid… ah well… I’ve learned to smile with my mouth shut…  Good luck and I hope you didn’t get a ton of mail from freaks here – I have one or two female friends who have posted on CL, and it sounds like there is no shortage of them.  Incidentally, I agree, from what I can see, you do have a good body and great tits. Can’t really comment on the vag from this distance though :-)


LOL – bad teeth good for blowjobs? 😉

Hi  Love your photo ,   My teeth are about ready to fall out , But hey that does’nt stop me giving great orgasms , If your up for some fun we can meet up for a coffie & if you like me then progress to a nearby B+B .  All smiles, Carl

 

And 7 weeks later, the very last ad rolled in.  Go Irish!

Hi
Trust you are well.
I saw your message on Craigslist today. My teeth are not great…..hopefully this fulfils your spec…..believe above the rating of semi normal
A little about myself. Irish nationality, with the customary traits. 5′ 11”, muscularly slim. Been living in north east London for the past 14 years. My formative training was in carpentry & joinery, but now work for as a project manager for a pharma company. 41 yoa. No snappers. Single.
An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. “Hey,” he says, “What’s with the steering wheel down your pants?” “Ach,” says the Irish man, “it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Let me know if you would like to know more about me.
Naturally, it would be good to know more about you.  Hopefully hear from you soon.
Will xxx