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Passover Humping – w4m 31

Hey Jewish Guy!  How’s your Passover?  Totally kickass I hope.  This Jewish girl gets really turned on by her holidays, and Passover is no exception.

Something about the whole freed from slavery thing gets the juices flowing.

The Mishnah says (Pes. 10:1) that even the poorest man in Israel has an obligation to drink.

So let’s crack some Manischevitz and get this party started.  We can roleplay Pharoah and Slave if you’re into it, take turns washing each others hands, and hide the leavened treats inside my vagina and take turns looking for it.  I swear, your matzoh balls against my gifelte fish would be a mitzvah.

So if you’re like me, horny for Passover, reply with a pic and how you’d like to celebrate the holidays with me.

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I’m an idiot.  But, I’m an equal opportunity offending idiot.  I know nothing of religion.   I’ve been to church for weddings and funerals, and have never stepped foot inside a temple.  Anything close to fact above was gathered from Wikipedia, hence all my mistakes.  And I was positive that everyone would know that whoever wrote that was an idiot.  But, they came in droves, Jew and Gentile alike.  I figure after going after the Catholics on Lent and Ash Wednesday, it was only fair to bait The Chosen Ones as well.  And to be honest, I have to say I learned quite a bit.


hi there, i’m andrew.  Im 26, 6’1 190 and jewish.  I would love to crack open some manischevitz and then crack open you.  But i need to make sure i dont have any dairy product cause i wanna eat out your juicy meaty center.  and if you wanna roleplay i am down with that.  why is this night different from all other nights?  cause tonight your gonna scream in pleasure.  here is my picture, hope to hear from you soon, Andrew


Busted. Oh man, I’m so down. But the afikomen has to be unleavened, not leavened! and a four drink minimum at the seder. I’d love to hang out with you tonight; I’m 26, 5’10”, 175 lbs, in great shape, and, like most jewish men, really well hung. drop me a line if you’re interested, and let’s meet up.


it’s kind of lame asking a Jewish guy to play Pharoah when I’m Egyptian by birth and gene and can more accurately play Pharoah to your Jewish slave.  contact me and i’ll show your vagina the most amazing time of your sweet jewish pussy’s life ….  ps:  my picture’s serious but I’m not….my smile is quite nice.


53 and married. Looking for a jewish girl to eat out. Available during the day. Nice butt on you. Send your number if you can host. This guy knows that Jewish women ONLY eat out.  Ha.

 

I’m not Jewish, but my cock is circumcised so I got that going for me. Oh yeah and it’s thick and big.


I just viewed your ad and liked what I saw. I am a 34 year old Middle Eastern born in the states. I think the Jewish culture is wonderful and want to know more. Both my attorney’s are Jewish and I have learned through them that they are well respected, knowledgeable and well versed. I have added a fe wpic.’s of myself, hope you like ’em enough to e-mail me back and inquire more of me. Would love to see a few more pic.’s of you. “Both my attorney’s are Jewish…” of course they are.

 

lady, the only passover that i get horny over is when i pass my arm over your butt to squeeze your tits while i fuck you from behind. how’s say you drop the graham crackers and have some good old fashioned monkey sex with this 21 year old, cocky armenian gentile? i have marijuanica

 

THERE IS A RABBI IN A TAXI IN NEW YORK,,,,,,THE TAXI DRIVER IS DRIVING VERY CRAZY….
A CAR TO HIS RIGHT CUTS HIM OFF….
THE TAXI DRIVER GETS MAD…..,….HE PULLS OVER ,,,,,,,,,,,
RABBI SAYS ” STOP” ” STOP”………..
TAXI DRIVER GETS OUT OF THE TAXI >>>>>>>>>>
RABBI SAYS ” STOP” ” STOP”……….
TAXI DRIVER GOES OVER TO THE OTHER CAR & BANGS ON HIS WINDOW…
RABBI SAYS ” STOP” ” STOP”……….
TAXI DRIVER OPENS THE OTHER PERSONS CAR DOOR & PULLS HIM OUT…
RABBI SAYS ” STOP” ” STOP”……….
THEY BOTH START FIGHTING,,,,,,THE TAXI DRIVER PUNCHES THE OTHER GUY IN THE NOSE,,,,,
RABBI SAYS ” STOP” ” STOP”.” STOP”………
THE OTHER GUY PUNCHES THE TAXI DRIVER BACK IN THE NOSE,,,,,
RABBI SAYS ” STOP” ” STOP”.” STOP”………
SOME ONE CALLS  ” 911 ” & THE AMBULANCE COMES >>>>>
RABBI SAYS ” STOP” ” STOP”.” STOP”………
THE POLICE COMES OVER & SEPARATES THEM A PART……
RABBI SAYS ” STOP” ” STOP”.” STOP”………
THE POLICE MAN TURNS OVER TO THE RABBI & SAYS
” RABBI IT IS OK ,,,WE HAVE SEPARATED THEM ,,,,,,EVERYTHING IS OK ,,,,,,AMBULANCE IS HERE ,,,EVERY ONE WILL BE FINE,,,,,,,
RABBI SAYS,,,,,,,,NO,,,,,,,STOP THE METER ,,,,,,,,,,,

 

Man I would love to have some Halva spread over your panocha and lick it slowly then rap your tits in lavash and lick them till your nipples poke through.  Then I’ll put some fetta in your ass and eat it like a shuwarma.  If you’re a good girl, I’ll stick a dolma in your Munakie and eat that like a canoli.  Hey, Jewish, Greek, Italian, Armenian– Pussy is good for all religions and holidays, I don’t discriminate.  Love to crack that ass!! Reply and you’ll be pleasantly surprised by my photo!


Shalom yeldah!  My god that ass is hot.  All I have is a recent pic with another girl, but I would love to give you an orgasmic release from slavery.  I’m a nice Jewish boy that would love to lick a sweet Jewish girl all over.  Your pleasure is mine.

 


Oh my young lady you have one of the hottest JAP asses I have ever seen. Even Vashiti would be jealous. To be young Jewish and hot!  You rock!  I would love to spend this second night of Passover with you!  Let’s uncork this bottle, open this box of Matzo and get this party started. I am an single Jewish older tall creative professional, very playful, mature, experienced, sexy and sensual, open minded looking for some fun with an interesting, creative and especially provocative woman. I am also clean, safe, sexy, straight forward, no expectations, no games, no drama, no drugs, etc. I have a cool place and am free tonight to help calibrate your personal freedom from bondage! Interested? I am!

 

I think that is the funniest ad I have ever seen in Craigslist.  Its a mitzvah!  As a half Jew (I know there are no real half Jews), I really felt levin after seeing your picture, if you know what I mean?  Challa out at your fellow Jewish trixter if you are interested. Challah?  I ain’t no Challaback girl.


Punny. If you can play Pharoah daughter, I would like to put My hands on you girl. I think she needs some spanking especially with that kind of ass I will top horseradish on her gifelte fish and go strait To her bagel hole with my Hebrew national make her scream “I am your slave”  In Hebrew Happy Passover we can make it happier !!

Punnier. First off, I’m part-Jew, not full-blooded. And I’m not practising. But, I’d love to get in touch with my heritage. A crash course in Passover would be appreciated. My frame of reference on  the holiday is from The Ten Commandments which airs on channel 7 every year.  I’m thinking that I could be Moses and you could help my rod to work some miracles. Just don’t have a burning bush!! Is this irreverent and quasi-sacriledgious or what? So, a little wine, a  little nosh and who knows, maybe I’ll let you blow my shofar? And I’m more than willing to bury my face in your gefilte fish. Or is it more like lox? Pinkish and slightly fishy. Either way I’m hungry! I’m Paul, by the way. Don’t have a pic, but have a link to my myspace. Please don’t hit delete. Check me out. Besides, it would be a mitzvah. Shalom.

Punnier…Hi.  Here’s how I’d like to celebrate Passover with you…I’d like to climb your Mt. Sinai’s; play bury the shankbone with you; let you play with my matzah balls; use gefilte fish jelly as lubrication; part your red sea; let the Ramses in my pocket put you back into slavery; and search for each others afikomen. If you think this will work for you, let me know and I will send you a picture. Robert

Puuuuunnnnierrrr…Wow!  I would definitely like to search for the Affikomen, especially if you hide in your kitty.   I then would slowly eat this dessert, along with your wet gefilte fish.  We can play out the story of Passover, from slave to master, to parting of your sea and golden (shower) idol worshipping.  My matzah balls will be aching to be licked like a chocolate covered macaroon.  Obviously, I’m a single white Jewish male, 45, 5-10, 198lbs, brown hair and eyes, with a 9″ kosher hot dog, for your pleasure.  Let’s exchange photos and info, so I can passover to your house (or you can be like Elijah, and come to my home and sip the wine).   I’ll be waiting for your reply……..

Punniest: This is Elijah the Prophet.  I saw your post on CL and now I have a massive shankbone pitching a tent in my robes.  I just made a Hilel sandwich, so while I’m eating, you pour me my 4 glasses of wine and leave the door wide open so I will feel nice and welcome.   Why is tonight different from all other nights?  Because tonight you will feel my divine power thrust deep inside you.  So deep that you will cry out “Oh God Oh God” to the heavens. Be sure that you are the one to find the afikoman, because tonight I am giving the traditional prize of nuts to the lucky winner.  And do not be disappointed if it happens to be that time of the month, I will split the Red Sea and run through you with a force like the entire Hebrew nation bursting forth from bondage. Even if your box looks like a bowl of charoses, I will eat you until your juices flow and squirt nearly drowning me like an Egyptian soldier pursuing moses into the desert.  At last a great orgasmic Exodus of exstacy will shake your thighs till you drop exhausted in the promised land. Don’t dawdle.  Put down that Hagadah and get ready.  There are many religious and devoted Jewish women who need me to lead them in tonight’s ancient traditions.you can email me here, or check me on YIM


I swear that has to be funniest thing I have read all week. That would make two nights of boring dinner conversation and hagadot worth it. Oooooowah ezeh tachat yesh lach. We could do all the mitzvot a few times over ; ). Maybe even let Elijah watch? We can use my staff to part the pink seas until Lag B’Omer haha.


Hi, I luv your posting…We just got done with passover dinner, …We only had gifelte fish  with the red horseradish…Darn our mommy didn’t make the matzoh balls this year…. but I’m dying to eat some matzoh on your yummy ass with butter on your ass. So would u be the slave or the Pharoah ? I’m a LEO I would prefer to be the Pharoah…. I’m real, ready and hard horny now! Here’s my pics…If interested to celebrate this special holiday; come over let’s eat more matzoh and Manischevitz wine, then….you think what we should do next…I know I’m bold, but here’s my number. Let’s be creative. You know how I know this guy’s Jewish?  He used the word “mommy” while trying to have sex with someone.


And lastly, winner of the “too soon to offer a rimjob” award goes to: So THAT’S where you’re hiding the Afikomen !  In your ass !  At least I think it’s there, I better go look and see for myself.What’s that?  I can only use my mouth?  Ummm, ok, if you say so.  :) Fellow Jew here……..happen to be an AMAZING kisser too.  Are you?  That may be the first time somebody’s described themselves as literally, An Amazing Ass Kisser.  Surely not the last.